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Rejoicing in the streets as revised figures show recession not so bad

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custard cream

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Well, Downing Street anyway....

Posted 9 months ago #
antharrison

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Yes, only shit rather that shit and piss

Posted 9 months ago #
antharrison

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There could be a new ONS ranking system for economic decline:

Piss
Shit
Shit and piss
Vomit and piss
Shit and vomit
Shit, piss and vomit
Cameron
Osborne
Cameron and Osborne
Thatcher

A bit like the weather forecast?

"The SE of England is undergoing vomit and piss economic conditions, but in the north it's looking to be Thatcher for the weekend, reducing to piss for the bank holiday. More shit is forcast to follow on Tuesday but vomit is likely in the north east on Monday evening unless Wetherspoons increases its prices."

Posted 9 months ago #

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