Well, Downing Street anyway....
Rejoicing in the streets as revised figures show recession not so bad
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Yes, only shit rather that shit and piss
There could be a new ONS ranking system for economic decline:
Shit and piss
Vomit and piss
Shit and vomit
Shit, piss and vomit
Cameron and Osborne
A bit like the weather forecast?
"The SE of England is undergoing vomit and piss economic conditions, but in the north it's looking to be Thatcher for the weekend, reducing to piss for the bank holiday. More shit is forcast to follow on Tuesday but vomit is likely in the north east on Monday evening unless Wetherspoons increases its prices."
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