The recent tragic death of a Hollywood film director is being blamed on trying to copy scenes from action movies. The unbelievable stunts in films such as Top Gun, Beverly Hills Cops 2, Enemy of the State and The A-Team leave viewers believing they can just jump off bridges and survive.
Another well known Hollywood director was recently abducted by aliens and subjected to vigorous anal probing after he mistakenly boarded a craft while out riding his BMX in the woods. He believed that the cute looking alien would become his friend but instead performed a raft of medical experiments on him. He is recovering at home while writing his new movie "Fuck-You ET"