David Sullivan today confirmed that his plans to turn around West Ham for the 2010/11 season include a number of top signings.
His targets include
Linzi Dawn Mackenzie
Cathy Barry
Alicia Rhodes
Leilani Dowding
Kathy Llyod
Michelle Marsh
and Lucy Pinder
In a move to increase attendance to home matches the kit will be redesigned to include only claret and blue shorts, to maximise the opportunities for spectators to compete in the weekly nipple count competition.
More soon
