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Let's face it, we've all masturbated into a muckspreader once or twice.....
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charlies_hat
offlineMemberPosted 9 months ago # -
charlies_hat
offlineMemberThe Sun headline at the time : "You can't slurry love". Genius.
Posted 9 months ago # -
Haywood Manley
offlineMember'On Saturday, a son of the family had become aware that a man had been seen climbing over a gate to the property, and since the family were expecting this to be Truscott they went out. The child came across him naked in a field amongst cow dung and mud.'
Hang on a minute, are the family saying they ventured out with their child fully expecting to find a naked man wanking into a pile of dung?
Posted 9 months ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberLet's face it, we've all masturbated into a muckspreader once or twice.....
Speak for yourself mate.
Posted 9 months ago # -
charlies_hat
offlineMemberYou're so vanilla Jeni....
I think the article reads better in a Cork / Irish accent. The word 'third' being the key.
Posted 9 months ago # -
The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberI'm vanilla and proud Mr hat.
When Mr B wants to get 'down and dirty', I panic that I'll have to mop the floor again.
Posted 9 months ago #
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