Is this regime change?
As the world watches the US and Israel launch bombs, missiles and snarky text messages at Iran it can't but help wonder - will this bring regime change? It's a fair question, when you consider that the regime is threatening not only other nations but actively attacks its own population, killing citizens in the street using State sponsored paramilitaries acting above the law while those in charge strip the nation of its immense wealth. 'Yeah, if this doesn't topple Trump, noth
Trump warns Iran ‘we haven’t even called on our superheroes yet’
US President Donald Trump has warned Iran that unless they surrender unconditionally to his demands he will start sending American superheroes over to the Gulf to end the war. Trump said he would not hesitate in sending comic book heroes to finish the war that Iran had definitely started. White House sources said Superman, Captain America and Wonder Woman could be sent to the Middle East within days and the Fantastic Four and Spider Man would be kept on standby if backup was
Bypassing the Strait of Hormuz
The United Arab Emirates have offered to build a canal to bypass the Strait of Hormuz, and thus piss-off the Iranian regime big time. It will only cost a few £mega-squillion and will be cheaper, as well as easer & quicker to build than Britain's HS2 and could actually get completed and do something useful. No bats are likely to be harmed in the building of the canal. It's a toss-up whether the best source of funding would be crowd funding, Jeff Bezos, Elon Musk or a sweepst
Trump says "we'll see" about invading Sudetenland
"A lot of people have been saying to me: 'Sir, Sir. Why don't you drive tanks into Sudentenland and annex it?'" President Trump told a column of White House press korps panzers. "I don't know where they got that idea from, but we'll see. "They're saying: 'Sir, you could bomb it and then Jared could build condos on the land and sell them for a billion dollars. It'll be money in your pocket. "Well, I don't start wars just for money - except when the price is right. "But if a bi
Pete Hegseth explains hair superiority
Pete Hegseth, the US Secretary of War, has explained the importance of hair superiority. He revealed details about his hair care regime in an interview with MAGA Mums magazine He explained that the US approach is one of hair superiority. He is quoted as saying that, ‘If you have substantial and powerful hair, then enemies will cower before you. Especially enemies that are shy about their hair, and feel the need to wrap it up in towels, or conceal it under hats.’ Hegseth sai
Digital ID just like NHS, says erroneous f$ckwit
The Labour Party are still pushing their horrendous ID on a British public, like Bill Cosby giving you another cocktail. Not only is this a monumentally unpopular idea, it will instantly enrich Tony Blair-the equivalent having to tip your own executioner. Comparing it to the NHS, is like comparing the Isle of Wight to the Epstein Island-and if you don't know which is worse, then you never visited Blackgang Chime. The Labour Party are once more pissing on our head and calling
Rural Gloucestershire warns of B-52 threat to tea-shops
Tea-shop owners in Gloucestershire and beyond are annoyed by the arrival of US B-52 bombers at RAF Flatford which they say are causing their teacups to rattle and, in some cases, fall on the floor. Polly Smith who runs the Hippity Hoppity café in the village, said: “Our whole cottage trembles when they take-off. You haven’t seen or heard anything like it. The thatch is starting to lift too. I know there’s a war on, but have some respect.” Farmers report problems too. “Our dai
Trump and cronies to unleash snake oil reserves
"People are saying to me: 'Sir, Sir, we're running out of snake oil. Please can you give us more snake oil?" Donald Trump lied to America's dimmest and most credulous reporters (Fox News). "I said to them, come and get it," the president continued. "I have an inexhaustible supply of the stuff. "And my slimiest, creepiest, most fork-tongued allies on the Board of Peace, such as Putin and Lukashenko, have agreed to release their vast reserves of snake oil onto the markets, as w
HMS MacGuyver
The Royal Navy is being ridiculed globally following the humiliating news that it has no presence in the Middle East. The Labour government assures us that this is being dealt with as a priority. ‘The reason we don’t have any ships in the Middle East’ explains MOD spokesman, Clive Gobbins ‘is because we honestly thought it was all sand. Lots of sandy bits and rocky bits. We’ve only just realised that it actually has watery bits. But we’re working hard now, to make our presenc
Millions flee toxic fall-out from Trump's sickening bragging
Roads out of cities across the Western world are now packed with people desperate to escape the noxious effects of Trump's incessant self-congratulation. "They're seeking anywhere, way up in the hills or out at sea, with no WiFi connection and no TV or radio signals," said an AA spokes-spare tyre, "so they don't have to listen to Trump's nauseating boasts about 'winning on levels never seen before'." "We stuck with the news for as long as we could," said one evacuee on the A3
