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Started 3 years ago by QorbeQ
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QorbeQ

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Today is tonsillectomy day over in QorbeQ-land ... oh joy.

Expect many ill-judged, badly-constructed subs over the next week or two as I try to entertain myself, possibly between heavy sessions of self-abuse.

Posted 3 years ago #
sauce

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Hope it all goes well and you're back to swallowing even the crunchiest biscuits soon.

x

Posted 3 years ago #
QorbeQ

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I could just go a chocolate hob nob about now too... bored already and I've only been down here twenty minutes!

Posted 3 years ago #
PluckyMunky

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Take care of yourself, Mr Beq and remember that no-one ever missed their tonsils, afterwards. Best wishes, Plucky. xxx

Posted 3 years ago #
Scroat

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Good luck. I've managed without mine most of my life ok, so no great loss.

Just some pain I suppose. Ice cream and paracetamol. And whisky.

Posted 3 years ago #
QorbeQ

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in recovery now, woozy, pain not too bad yet but on morphime ... Ta for good wishes gang - much sleepy...

Posted 3 years ago #
andhrimnir

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have you checked that you still have your testicles?

Posted 3 years ago #
QorbeQ

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Shit no ... *quick grope* ... still there! Unless they're relocated tonsils, that is...

Posted 3 years ago #
MrChigleysAunt

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Did they draw a big arrow on you with felt tip, to tell them which bit to take? They did that with my big toe once - so that they took the obviously gammy toenail off rather than the nice healthy one.

Posted 3 years ago #
QorbeQ

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No untoward arrows that I can discover, but I'm sure I wasn't a hermaphrodite when I came in. Still, might come in handy...

Posted 3 years ago #
PluckyMunky

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If they have taken your balls, MrQ, you may as well stay in and have a vaginoplasty, to save time. Hope your feeling fine, soon.

Posted 3 years ago #
andhrimnir

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Newsbictionary:
Vaginoplasty (n) - group of drunk geordie females.

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