He’s has also asked for three other offences to be taken into consideration; putting the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong, the bop in the bop sh-bop sh-bop, and the dip in the dip da dip da dip.
Meanwhile, investigations are continuing into a mysterious object which goes zip when it moves, bop when it stop, and whirrrrr when it stands still. A spokesman for the Police says “We don’t know just what it is, and I guess we never will”.
Anyone with information is asked to contact their local Crimestoppers.
