As the post-Olympics euphoria swiftly slips away, an air of panic is growing among PR agencies desperate to cash in on behalf of their clients.
Latest, shocking examples of PR-land immorality include:
Oh! Limpets - the new shellfish sensation, outside a pub near you.
Elim Pics - see the Pentecostals in full technicolour at our new photography exhibition (7 Newton Road, Consett, open weekdays 10-4, God willing)