Footballers from across the country have spoken out in disgust at the behaviour of Olympic athletes during the 2012 London Games.
"Now that the games are over, I feel that I can finally break my silence" stated professional tosspot Ashley Cole "Watching these games, I was appalled to see the athletes constantly showing good sportsmanship, shaking each others hands and congratulating their opponents. Where's the pushing and shoving that we're all used to these days?"
Another Premiership footballer, who has refused to be named, stated "I was in bed with my brother's wife with BBC One on in the background, when suddenly one of those swimmers who lost was doing an interview with Sharon Davies and started to cry and apologize. I turned over the TV straight away, I don't want to have to watch that. Any decent footballer would have given the V-sign to the camera and stormed off. They think they know hardship, they should try having to wake up at 10:30am for two hours of training three days a week"