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   MADJEZ
   

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   .. wus planning an Olmypic dringing gabe. Every time someone said legacy' I have to swig my drink.

   The closing ceremony hasn't started and I'b already off to A&E to have my stomach pubbed......

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   My Dad just set himself a similar challenge.

   Every time Claire Balding appears he has to take a drink.
   When she starts to look attractive, he's going to bed...

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   waylandsmithy
   

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   I quite fancy getting my stomach pubbed. I could get a dartboard hung in it, maybe a fruit machine, and one of those saucy cards of Big D peanuts.

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   Mr B had his stomach pubbed a few years ago.

   It now looks just like a large barrel, and we're hopeful of being granted planning permission for a pavement license soon.

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   godly1966
   

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   What do you use to pull a pint?

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   My hand.

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   JohnA
   

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   Every time Claire Balding appears he has to take a drink.
   When she starts to look attractive, he's going to bed...

   I'd die of alcohol poisoning long before that happened...

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   I'm just checking the validity of his will now...

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   MADJEZ
   

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   As us 'older' chaps like to say ... why have a six-pack when you can have the whole barrel.

   Posted 9 months ago #

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