Without telling any of his Cabinet, Prime Minister David Cameron made another u-turn this morning.
200 yards down the road on his way to Number 10 for another a hard day’s waffling and problem-avoiding, he realised he didn’t have any change for the coffee machine so had to go back home to get some coins from the jamjar he keeps on his mantlepiece. “It was all very embarrassing” he joked to the poised waiting media, expecting new initiatives to try to solve the UK’s numerous crises “especially when I found John Major in the wardrobe.”