In a video release yesterday, a spokesman for the Islamic Jihadic Brotherhood assured the British public that "Soon, the infidels will burn, and the streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers. First though, we need to concentrate on the finals of the mens 5000m, plus we still have good chance of a couple of golds in the boxing. The last few weeks have made us very proud to be British. Of course, not so proud that we won't return to the indiscriminate killing of our fellow citizens." At this point in the video, the spokesman became somewhat distracted by something occuring off-screen, before pumping his fist in the air and shouting "YES! Dressage gold! In your face Netherlands!"
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Home grown terrorists distracted by Team GB success, forget to commit atrocities
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