Genuine news from the past week. Not necessarily stories worth a laugh, the first one made me feel quite sorry for the lady involved, the second a near Darwin, but the headlines conjure mental images that appeal to the sense of the ridiculous.
Chocolate pudding blast injures Newton le Willows woman
Underpants in microwave caused Weymouth fire story here
I suppose I should feel shame that sniggering at explosive chocolate pudding, and incendiary underpants, vindicates accusations that I'm still just an adolescent boy trapped in a middle aged body, but not today.