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   beau-jolly
   

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   I had to have a monitor on for the past 24 hours. The results were up and down like a whore’s drawers.
   Rushing around doing breakfasts in the pub and dropping a fried egg at 07:30; BP fairly high
   Ranting at the self-appointed, self-important chair of the Chamber of Trade; BP off the scale.
   Being woken with a shock by the machine at 3am; Bit of a jump
   2 pints and a quick bottle of red just prior to the 9pm fasting blood test deadline: BP perfect.
   So, feet up and pissed appears to be the answer to a healthy life....until I get the blood test results back of course.

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   tedweasel
   

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   I know how you feel Mr Jolly, I had mine last month, it's fun being woken in the early hours by a machine that then informs you how near death you are.

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   ramblesid
   

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   Just accept the fact that you're a self obsessed wanker jolly polly and get on with your life.

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   beau-jolly
   

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   "Self obsessed", yes. "Wanker"; well certainly not while wired up to the truth machine!
   "Get on with life" - The alternative is unthinkable
   Thanks anyway sid. Nice to see you on this side and hope the hangover is not too bad. pip pip

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   Gary Stanton
   

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   You know what really makes my blood boil?

   Temperatures in excess of one hundred degrees centigrade.

   (you can try that one out down the pub if you like)

   Posted 9 months ago #
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   JohnA
   

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   "Although we like your BP score, Mr Jolly, we'd appreciate next time if your blood sample didn't have a head on it"

   Posted 9 months ago #

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