I had to have a monitor on for the past 24 hours. The results were up and down like a whore’s drawers.
Rushing around doing breakfasts in the pub and dropping a fried egg at 07:30; BP fairly high
Ranting at the self-appointed, self-important chair of the Chamber of Trade; BP off the scale.
Being woken with a shock by the machine at 3am; Bit of a jump
2 pints and a quick bottle of red just prior to the 9pm fasting blood test deadline: BP perfect.
So, feet up and pissed appears to be the answer to a healthy life....until I get the blood test results back of course.
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I know what makes my blood boil
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Posted 9 months ago #
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I know how you feel Mr Jolly, I had mine last month, it's fun being woken in the early hours by a machine that then informs you how near death you are.
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Just accept the fact that you're a self obsessed wanker jolly polly and get on with your life.
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"Self obsessed", yes. "Wanker"; well certainly not while wired up to the truth machine!
"Get on with life" - The alternative is unthinkable
Thanks anyway sid. Nice to see you on this side and hope the hangover is not too bad. pip pipPosted 9 months ago # -
You know what really makes my blood boil?
Temperatures in excess of one hundred degrees centigrade.
(you can try that one out down the pub if you like)
Posted 9 months ago # -
"Although we like your BP score, Mr Jolly, we'd appreciate next time if your blood sample didn't have a head on it"
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