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Tattoo industry under threat as UK runs out of unmarked chavs
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Nice.
Tattoo removal is going to be a real boom industry in a few years when they're no longer fashionable and thousands of idiots want their shit 'tribal' tattoos removing.
Posted 10 months ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMemberOr when they realise that their Chinese characters say "death to the round eyed imperialist"
Posted 10 months ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMemberThe tattoo industry has gone quietly upmarket too.
I came across an article recently about posh folk having tattoos. It mentioned our "neighbour" who lives in a bastard great estate next door to the pub. As she is far from the public eye, I can only assume that the writer of the article knew her personally in order to point out that she has a discrete whale tattooed on her foot. Martha is quite young, very beautiful and the sole heiress to the Swire Group They own most of Cathay Pacific too! and about as far away from chav as is possible!Posted 10 months ago #
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