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Actual Size

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Ok I'll start

Covering the civil war in Syria

How about:

Ramadam a ding-dong

Posted 9 months ago #
charlies_hat

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Dissident cockney singalong duo assasinated:

Gertcha!

Posted 9 months ago #
bonjonelson

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"We've Maddie 'nough" - McCanns call off search for lost daughter.

Posted 9 months ago #
charlies_hat

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Hmmmm - this thread is already uncomfortable.... only Dvo can save us now.

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Nowherefast

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Batman Joker Leaves Audience Rolling In The Aisles

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Actual Size

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Ramadam a ping-pong

Muslim athlete wins Olympic table tennis

Posted 9 months ago #
Lucy4

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Death won Lovell lost

As an avid devotee I know that celebrity astronomers are an obsession with The Sun readership.

Posted 9 months ago #
beau-jolly

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First Dunbla...
no I daren't

Posted 9 months ago #
Ironduke

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Waltzing to Silver

Aussie Olympic Team

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dvo4fun

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@charlie: "Hmmmm - this thread is already uncomfortable.... only Dvo can save us now."

Hmm, don't think so. Once bitten etc.

Whaddaya think I am FFS? A complete Mong?

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bonjonelson

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Come on, where's your spirit of adventure?

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Nowherefast

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Complete Mong takes gold in Newbiscuit distasteful headline paralympics..

Too much?

P.S. No offence intended as I'm new here and haven't introduced myself so apologies if that line seems presumptive or taking the piss.. it just seemed to fit the flow of the topic

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Sexy nun self-immolates in Tibet:

'Phwoar! What a Scorcher!'

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US President upsets Himalayan farmers:

OBAMA-LLAMA-DING-DONG.

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charlies_hat

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No offence meant dvo.... I'm not Junket !

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dvo4fun

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@charlie - none taken

@Nowhere [welcome], I'm duty scapegoat but you're welcome to apply for the position.

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HIGNFY

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Admiral Prince Andrew accidently fires Nuclear missile from submarine....

Duke Nuked 'Em!

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Actual Size

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I'm on a roll now -

Wailing mourners in Syria bury their dead......

Ramadam a sing-song

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Sigmund Freud

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Morsi - "Sayonara Peninsula"

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Smart Alex

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Giant ape climbs Syrian skyscraper

Ramadam a King Kong

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pere floza

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Norway takes shooting gold. No other medallists.

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Nowherefast

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Fasting Rebels Seize Damascus Chinese Take-Away

Ramadan-A-Won-Ton

or..

Minimalist Airstrike decimates Allepo

Wham A Bam A One Bomb

Posted 9 months ago #
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Filth splashed over Ennis's box

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-19177730

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bonjonelson

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Very good

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Nowherefast

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Rebekah Brooks questioned over vineyard prostitute's phone hacking claim

Brooks claims..

She Whored It On The Grapevine

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HIGNFY

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Boy Band in Tragig Elevator Accident

Take Splat!

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Radicalised Yorkshire born muslim spotted using kalashnikov as fire fight breaks out between rival islamist factions celebrating the end of ramadan..

"Eid Ba Gun!"

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bonjonelson

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What I'd like to see is

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The day after someone hacks in and deletes their headlines.

Posted 9 months ago #
Haywood Manley

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Bird flu makes an unwelcome return:

"Hong Kong Flu-ey!"

Posted 9 months ago #
Lucy4

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Blacked up Hoskins favourite for lead in Ali biopic.

I've let myself down, my family down and everyone who's been nice to me down. I'm just so, so sorry world.

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