After their recent home successes, team GB's "daddy", Mr Coe, was this evening seen taking his team aside for a quiet word in the back room. "We invited all of these countries round to play but," he reportedly insisted "they won't want to come again if you keep beating them all.
"I know you like to win but look at poor Australia. They love winning and you know they'll just get all tired and grumpy if they keep trying so hard and don't win anything. It's our house and we need to make our guests feel welcome, even if that means giving them a chance now and again."