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Started 9 months ago by apepper
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The editor of the Daily Mail has expressed his despair at the progress of the London Olympic games; "It's been a disaster for us - they've been well run, people liked the opening ceremony, Britain has won loads of medals so if they make a profit what are we supposed to write? 'Something's gone well' - do me a favour."

Posted 9 months ago #
Actual Size

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spot on

Posted 9 months ago #
RickH

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How about 'National newspaper fails dismally in Olympic coverage'. As long as they don't mention any names, they can cheerfully slag themselves off.

Job done!

Posted 9 months ago #
Gerontius

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Yes, nice angle. Put some work in on the training ground and it could be going for gold.

Posted 9 months ago #
kimllfixit

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And for the paras - "Brits with disabilities well supported and capable of dignified success"

Posted 9 months ago #
button

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Excellent idea. I'm sure the DM could find an angle linking the Olympics to cancer.

Posted 9 months ago #
kimllfixit

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I think the Sun was whining on about how watching it is making us into a nation of couch potatoes. I bet that some ill-advised statistics could turn it into cancer for the DM.

Posted 9 months ago #
bonjonelson

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I still think combine this with the previous theme.

"Daily Mail claims Gold Medals getting easier after record numbers secure top sporting grade"

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apepper

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"Biting gold medals causes cancer" Team GB "reckless" to encourage people to win

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Gerontius

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DM would get illegal immigrants to hold the archery targets

Posted 9 months ago #
dvo4fun

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And don't even get me started on Pole vaulters

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