The truth behind Tory MP Louise Mensch’s shock decision to quit the UK for the USA emerged today – she is to star in the next Batman movie as The Joker’s twin sister, Cheshire Catwoman.
Batman director Christopher Nolan said: ”I got the idea after seeing Louise in an episode of Have I Got News For You and realised her smile looks just like The Joker’s, only more sinister.”
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David Cameron heaped praise on Mrs Mensch: ”I have always admired that charming self-satisfied fixed false smile of hers all Tory MPs need and her uncanny ability to hold it for hours on end. She could have gone far as a Minister for Denying Anything Is Wrong.”
Mrs Mensch beamed: “I know I’ve got my knockers, but I intend to have the last laugh, so up yours!”