Observant news editors have spotted that planet Earth is about to return to much the same position along the ecliptic as it occupied when certain British towns and cities were subject to rioting. The alignment of key stars are in accordance with this fact, and while some predict the event to be marked by a similar outbreak of unrest, police have been advised to expect any rioting to commence around 5 in the morning this time round, in observance of the Julian year which is equal to 365.25 days.
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Earth about to occupy similar position in space as it did when riots started
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