Earlier today the Norfolk National Olympic Team Coach issued a highly critical accusation against the UK Team GB Cyclists. After a stunning performance at the velodrome by Team GB, the Norfolk Coach has accused them of entering Human/Dolphin hybrids.
In a Press Release the Norfolk Team has argued that these days the level of performance necessary to achieve a Gold Medal at the Olympics has reached the point where it is no longer possible for a human. The performance necessary is basically more than the human body alone can achieve. Thus, for the UK to have won the Gold they must be cheating and are most likely to be using those Human/Dolphin hybrids.
Some have dismissed his accusations as unfounded and just retaliation after Team Norfolk were unable to compete due to last minute technical problems. However, a NewBiscuit investigation has discovered that none of the winning UK competitors have been tested for being Human/Dolphin Hybrids. Questions have arisen about the UK’s testing of UK competitors, particularly when the Team GB Cycling medal winners are not undergoing certain tests.
Meanwhile, Norfolk’s cycling team are hopeful to overcome their initial problems and expect to be competing in tomorrows cycling events. After an unfortunate puncture on his way to the velodrome, Robert discovered his Mum had been tidying his stuff again and his puncture repair kit was nowhere to be found.