"You Putin your left foot in, your left foot out..."
(Absolutely bloody dreadful, I know, and I'm not even drunk.)
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"You Putin your left foot in, your left foot out..."
(Absolutely bloody dreadful, I know, and I'm not even drunk.)
Whilst his favourite track & field event was ........
wait for it ... wait ....
Putin the shot. Tadah!
Putin on the Ritz?
Been done, sorry, I'll go back to my room.
Putin pussy appeal (Pussy Riot trial geddit)
Yeah, not funny the first time...
I taught the scientists of the Vernadsky Institute of the Russian Academy of Science the Okey Cokey, one drunken night of the forest. Sixty erudite Russians and me ina forest doing the Okey Cokey was a sight to behold....
Awful Jeni. Truly terrible. Bloody criminal.
I hope you know a good lawyer.
One star for content plus four stars for sheer damn cheek.
I always think of Bill McClaren, the Scottish rugby union commentator describing a scrum. "And it's Wales with the put-in..." etc. Happy days.
@Scroat: "Aye there'll be singing and dancing in the streets round the Kremlin tonight"
It's an emergency toilet for festivals, isn't it? Putin?
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