Families were outraged today at the revelation that Snow White had been pimping out the 7 dwarves. For 5 euros punters could "feel Happy" though after paying out 7 euros many were reported to have felt grumpy. Some paid 10 euros and felt dopey. The whole vice ring was only revealed due to an allergic reaction by some unwitting punters who afterwards were revealed to have felt sneezey and sleepy. Police are looking for any of the park's visitors who may have fallen victim to the syndicate but most of them appear to have felt bashful.
(not entirely original I know but hopefully entertaining - I'll get my coat)