Gregor Bibik, the Ukrainian Men's 4 x 500m Individual Prone champion will have to receive his gold medal for a second time this evening, after journalists moaned that he hadn't done the thing where the medalist bites his prize.
"It's a chance for the winner to show a bit of personality, a bit of humour, in a safe and approved manner, as they imply the medal might be fake or made of chocolate. Bibik blew it."
He has a second chance to show his lighter side this evening at a specially arranged re-run in the Olympic Centredrome, although the added pressure from a disgruntled press may mean he'll need to do a robot dance or something.