Team GB admitted tonight that more of an effort should have been made to get Robin Hood into the men's archery team. The admission came after the men were knocked out of the competition by some foreigners.
It is believed Mr Hood was not available for selection as he currently in hiding from the law. An arrest warrant has been issued by the Sheriff of Nottingham relating to charges of robbery, general piss taking and graffiti. Rude messages such as 'the sheriff is a nobber', 'blow me notting-hamster-up-my-arse' and 'cnut' have been daubed over several public buildings.
An attempt by Team GB to get the charges lifted was met with the response of "No fucking chance you shower of bastards".
"Obviously we can't have a criminal in the team. What sort of message would that send out?" said an uncomfortable looking Lord Coe."We don't want naughty people competing.
Daylight robbery should be left to the bankers, this is what they are good at. They would not only win gold in that competition but they would then sell the gold for some magic beans and live happily ever after".