I wrote it and I'm very pleased to see that someone kindly edited it to make funny and then it was published. My first ever appearance on the homepage, couldn't be more chuffed.
But...
I don't understand the new punchline, seriously. The piece now ends "Clarkson is currently recovering in hospital after being hit repeatedly by a falling JC Fischer piano." I honestly don't get it. Can someone explain, please? What with it being my first time and all it would be nice to appreciate the whole thing.
