It was meant to be the happiest day in the lives of Barry Boyle and Gordon Darcy. It was the day that they were going to make a lifelong commitment of love to one another and live happily ever after. It was also meant to be the day that showed the progress made in Scotland over the last decade.
The day did not go as planned as it was revealed that despite being homosexuals both men have a deep seated hatred for ‘fags.’ We do not know which man first made the claim that the other, ‘Likes it up the ass more, but we do know this petty argument quickly broke into a fist fight.
‘Where does he get off on saying that I am gayer than he is?’ said Barry. ‘He’s the one who wants it to he bleeds. I don’t go for that. That’s an affront to God.’ Over hearing the conversation Gordon attacked again, screaming, ‘You’re an affront to God, always asking for it over your face.’
Where the Scottish community goes from hear it is unclear. The first lesbian wedding has also been called after suspicions arose over the gender of one bride when she was describe as looking like ‘Joe Pesci in drag.’