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Lord Coe 'appalled to discover' Frankie, not Danny, Boyle booked to open games

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Started 10 months ago by dvo4fun
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more soon

Posted 10 months ago #
Perks

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I believe frankie is booked for the paralympics

Posted 10 months ago #
HIGNFY

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F==K! I apologise, I wrote mine after you and I didn't see this! If you would like to collabarate on a story before the ceremony let me know....maybe one involving all three Boyle triplets (Susan, Danny and Frankie) in a freakish and hideous version of the British (Scottish) version of the Osmonds.

Once again no plagiarism intended or occurred - merely coincidence!

5 stars for a great idea!

Posted 10 months ago #
Sinnick

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I'd even watch the Opening Ceremony if he presented it.

Anyone got ideas for his script ?

Posted 10 months ago #
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Good idea both of you. 5 stars for DVO for getting there first! I wonder what would happen if they'd got Danny Dyer instead of Danny Boyle?

Posted 10 months ago #
HIGNFY

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Frankie Boyle,[/b]

Transcript extract of his opening speech:

Hello Father Fuckers and welcome to a bunch of twats running around wearing nothing but tight fitting lycra, exposing flesh, grunting like fucking pigs and sweating like rancid cunts...no, this is not the House of Lords annual S and M outing to Blackpool, this is the Fucking Olympics.

Danny Dyer [b]

Tasty geezers the lot of them, facking munters, shitting meself I am, psychos, goons and facking muppets.

Welcome to Sarf Landan and the facking olympics mush, if you can't handle the heat brother, get the fack out, 'cause these top boys ain't facking around, know what I mean?

We got firms from all over the facking place mate, wating for a facking tear up, I'm facking bricking meself.

Posted 10 months ago #
dvo4fun

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@ HIGNFY "If you would like to collabarate on a story before the ceremony let me know"

Unfortunately I have already exceeded the rec. max daily quantity of alcohol units. But feel free to proceed as there would appear to be something of a time limit for pre-opening-ceremony subs

'hic'

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