The chattering classes need wonder no more, Tony is back. In a surprise move that has stunned commentators, Stuart Pearce announced “Over the past few days I have had my fair share of critics, but I sure this bold decision will confirm my Psycho status”. Whilst Pearce agreed that Blair lacked any real record of being a footballer, he responded that “ neither had he ever fought a war before coming PM”. Blair chose to keep a low profile during the announcement but has not denied rumours that he has already signed serialisation rights of his Olympic Diary. John Terry no stranger to controversy himself felt the decision was a move in the right direction whilst also expressing a willingness to look after Cherie whilst Tony was at the Olympic village. It remains to be seen if Tony can win the respect of the squad but Craig Bellamy has already stated that “ to be honest I always thought Blair was a twat but he is the skipper now and I would go to Iraq and back for him”.
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