An inventor and life long insect rights activist, Anthony Small, has today launched his latest innovation to make the short duration of insects lives easier. The ‘Fly Flap’ will enable house flies and other mini aviators to exit a house through closed windows via a one way flap.
Similar to a cat flap, the ‘Fly Flap‘ should allow flies to leave homes before the indignity of dying on a copy of the Daily Mail. ‘I couldn’t help noticing the poor things buzzing for hours trying to escape through a shut window’ Mr Small told us. ‘When your life expectancy is only 20 days, constantly banging your head for 8 hours is the equivalent of a human doing it for 1.7 years. They may spend their lives shitting on everything and spreading it around, but not even politicians deserve that.’
This product is the latest addition to Small’s insect accessory range. Stabilisers for butterflies, helmets for moths and roller skates for caterpillars are just some his insect friendly inventions, however not all of them have taken off. ‘Although they need to be able to move around in the snow, in hindsight, I shouldn’t have sold my ‘slug rock salt’