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Started 11 months ago by Scroat
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Scroat

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I AM HEARTILY SICK OF THE WHOLE OLYMPIC GAMES THING

Posted 11 months ago #
Scroat

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There is no escaping it on TV, radio, everyfuckingwhere.

I just want it all to go away.

Posted 11 months ago #
Sinnick

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I hate to point this out, Scroat, but err ... it hasn't started yet

Posted 11 months ago #
FlashArry

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We have a cunning plan to flee the country for three weeks on the 27th, passport feckers permitting. Thankfully will miss the entire shitstorm. Our thoughts will be with those suffering at home.

Posted 11 months ago #
Scroat

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@Sinnick - I know. That's what makes it so fucking bad. I'm fucking pissed off with it even before it fucking starts.
Fuck Fuck Fuck fuck.

PS: Fuck.

I am not a happy bunny

Posted 11 months ago #
Scroat

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TV ads, radio ads, trailers about the coverage, discussions on news programmes, point scoring in Parliament about security. It's never fucking ending.

Posted 11 months ago #
Scroat

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Just go away Olympics!

Posted 11 months ago #
waylandsmithy

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Scroat, it's only on in London. From what I can tell, most of us are safe. Have you seen Game of Thrones? I can recommend banging that on for the fortnight. Or just going outside, and counting apples.

Mmm. Apples.

Posted 11 months ago #
FlashArry

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If only it were so, Wayland - we've got the cocking boats down here. Perhaps herming might be the only solution.

Bit disturbed about the apples, though

Posted 11 months ago #
Psycadelic Squirrel

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Hey guess what Scroat? I'll miss the whole thing on account of being on a boat in the middle of the North Sea <muhahahaha...gloat gloat etc>.

I'll have a word and see if we can get you a job. Failing that, go on the booze. Works a treat.

Posted 11 months ago #
dvo4fun

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Special edition bottle of Head & Shoulders shampoo anyone? I'll try to pick some up to leave to my grandchildren. Look on the bright side Scroat - at least they won't be using Henley for the rowing. Youl'll just get all the traffic

Posted 11 months ago #
Golgo13

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What gets my goat is all this so-called music 'teen-agers listen to these days. You can't hear the ruddy words!
We used to get a clip round the ear.
And what's up with airline food?

Posted 11 months ago #
kga6

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Hilarious Golgo

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Vertically Challenged Giant

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Where do you stand on 4x4s golgo?

Posted 11 months ago #
kimllfixit

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I work in central London and live on the outskirts - the games haven't even started and I'm already sick of all these foreign folk turning up in my city, using my transport and moaning about the 'weird candy bars' we eat. What's so funny about a sodding Wham! bar? Oh, wait, it is kind of stupid to name a sweet after the noise Batman used to make.

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thisisall1word

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A A R
. G H

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thisisall1word

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that doesn't quiet work... hmmm...
B R D
. O E

Posted 11 months ago #
Sinnick

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O L Y M P I C S
F U C K O F F

Posted 11 months ago #
kimllfixit

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Beautiful, just beautiful.

Posted 11 months ago #
Tristan Shout

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Bored of the Rings?

Posted 11 months ago #
kimllfixit

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...that's what he said...

Posted 11 months ago #
Al OPecia

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I like the Olympics.

Posted 10 months ago #
Scroat

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It's insidious. Especially after the programme last night about the diver chappie. I'm trying to fight it, but may well end up being mildly interested.

Posted 10 months ago #
Sinnick

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Up to a point, so do I, Al. But that wouldn't be interesting or funny. Just don't tell everyone.

Posted 10 months ago #
Psycadelic Squirrel

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I only used to tune in for the gymnastics...and the beach volleyball. Oh and the ladies swimming. I find the archery mildly interesting, although I think there would be more entertainment value from a catapault contest.

Posted 10 months ago #
riesler

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... with real cats.

Posted 10 months ago #
kimllfixit

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...in the direction of the queen's balcony.

Posted 10 months ago #
Ironduke

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I could see some sort of mash-up between the three-day eventing and the javelin competition.

Posted 10 months ago #
FlashArry

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Canoe sprint + cycling = olympic pedalos

Posted 10 months ago #
Gerontius

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I realise it must be absolute hell for anybody not interested in sport.
But so far I'm enjoying the bits and pieces I've seen so far - although first sight of a 'celebrity' and I hit the off button.
I do hope they don't start asking fuckwits like Boris or Brucie for their worthless opinions...it should be about athletes.
I've bought the lottery tickets, got some cider in...I'll definitely be watching the opening ceremony.
The Olympic Games themselves will be wonderful...the bullshit will be tedious.

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