They beleive they are suffering from the HIGGS syndrome
High Intake Gluttony Gastro Sleaze
This force field imparts Mass to all who pass through it.
The force field is most evident around chip shops & take aways
and extends laterally toward armchairs & settees
Curiously, it is repelled by Gymnasiums & Excercise Bikes
Treatment for the Syndrome is being developed at The Department of Employment.
There is also thought to be an associated Participant called The Hoggs "Feeder"
This Idea was developed by Peter Hogg in a theory called "the doorway" Horizon.
If a person eats too much, eventually they would not be able to get through the door to go to the takeaway, so there must be alway be someone who brings food to them. This participant is called the Hoggs Feeder.
The doorway itslef can be seen as an event horizon. Once you have passed this point, you will be continuously fed by the Hoggs Participant until you become a singularity.
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