In old petrol cans, next to radiators, or on top of any nuclear waste they may have hanging around.
Ernie, a spokesman for the dairy industry, is quoted as saying "You should try and get it past your eyes, cos past your eyes is best". However a lady known as Sue, a widow who lives all alone in Liddley Lane at number 22, said she would be happy "if it came up to her chest."
Health exprts are not concerned about the dangers of accident whien decanting stored milk as the worst that could happen is that it may turn to yoghurt and if you spilled it you could be cured of cystitis.