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   beau-jolly
   

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   OK who's going to break cover and do the story about the Scouts of America banning homosexualists?

   I was thinking along the lines of G4S contracting to fill the gaps now scout leaders cannot be gays. There must be a better angle. I bet DVO can come up with one that doesn't offend any one.

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   Sinnick
   

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   I'm sure someone could come with a joke about them only allowed to fit their own woggles, not someone else's.

   I wouldn't say it, though.

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   wallster
   

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   All that Ging-Gang-Goolie nonsense sounds a bit queer to me.

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   Midnight Dreary
   

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   I'm not giving up my old copy of "Scouting for boys"...

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   medici2471
   

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   Gays banned but paedos still welcome presumably...

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   wallster
   

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   No, that's the priesthood.

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   Oxbridge
   

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   Hur hur, he said 'fill the gaps', heh heh...

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   rikkor
   

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   This is backwards land. There is nothing more gay than being a Scout, no matter what you plan to do in bed in the future or the present. "Look, Mater! I've won a badge that I must have you sew onto my sash."

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   beau-jolly
   

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   You are on to something there Oxy.
   G4S contracting to plug the holes now scout leaders cannot be gays.

   There is a serious point and it is that the American Scouting movement appears to have failed to make a distinction between predetory peodophiles and homosexuals. There is a case of a long standing scout leader having to stand down because she is in a lesbian relationship. There is also the issue of youths being scared to come out and topping themselves. Lord B-P would be proud. (But not as in gay pride, obviously)

   Posted 10 months ago #
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    dvo4fun
    

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    @b-j "I bet DVO can come up with one that doesn't offend any one."

    Leave that with me b-j, I am about to have my sensitivity chip fine-tuned

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Psycadelic Squirrel
    

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    Scouts say no to tush fucker trial?

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    rikkor
    

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    Adam and Eve, not Scout Master Adam and Tenderfoot Steve.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Gerontius
    

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    No lesbians...so who's gonna fix the truck?

    Posted 10 months ago #

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