It has been revealed tonight that Britain's maillot Jaune shoe in Brad Wiggins is carried round on a dais by his teammates when not actually cycling. Not content with being lead up hill and down dale by a gaggle of team sky outriders, it now seems that he refuses to expend any unnecessary energy at all.
Michael Rodgers, three times world time trial champion was specifically brought on to te team to pre chew Brad's food, whereas Mark Cavendish was brought on to the team to tweet on his team leader's behalf.
People who are not involved in the sport simply don't understand the peculiarities of pro cycling said Brad, as his lower jaw was operated by Tazmanian Richie Porte.
