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junket56
offlineMemberIt's no wonder the fucking Vikings lost is it? If that's the best you can do. "your miniscule IQ. You cunt". You wouldn't get on the letters page of the Dundee Dandy with that.
I'll give you an hour to think up something cutting and witty, otherwise we'll call you all a flash of light and no fucking thunder shall we?Posted 10 months ago # -
waylandsmithy
offlineMemberJunket, as my mum used to say, 'if you can't think of something nice to say, we'll sell you to the gypsies for meat'.
Posted 10 months ago # -
Ironduke
offlineMemberCongratulations junkety-trumpety; in god knows how many vile and angry posts you've finally come up with a funny in 'all flash and no thunder'
I'd love to think you've finally got the hang of what this site is for, so lets pretend its not a fluke and you try making a fresh start where you show some incisive wit and humour and stop just trying to be offensive to people for the sake of it.
Posted 10 months ago # -
junket56
offlineMemberHey, Dukey baby. I resent the angry slur. Don't mind vile,though that's only looking at it from you bunch of tossers' point of view.
I can't say I'm surprised that the big man Thor hasn't reduced me to a shivering apologetic wreck. You're not very "irony" or "Dukey" either are you?
You should look up irony, it's not a word that's well understood on 'ere, me luvvy.Posted 10 months ago # -
Ironduke
offlineMemberAh, the Ironical Defence.
Broadly consisting of 'Yes, I was behaving like an arsehole, but I was being an ironic arsehole, and you silly people took me literally. How daft of you to think I meant every word! Oh, the irony!'
Negated and debunked by the classic Youbuyitnow counter 'Ironic Schmironic, you great cunting dollop of a cockweasel'
Tantamount!
Posted 10 months ago # -
junket56
offlineMemberHey, Dukey Baby, I'm not here to defend anything. I was original put on here to sell designer sunglasses from a shady dealer but have morphed into a critic of the sort of web-sites I'm supposed to be infiltrating. Having been assigned to somewhere that everyone thinks they're a fucking comedian you can imagine my distress and (possibly) overreaction.As yet, after several weeks, I've still not had a sale and could be in for the high jump. (probably worth 5 * and a ticker on your crappy site vet boy)
Posted 10 months ago # -
Ironduke
offlineMemberPerhaps there are a couple of causes for cautious optimism...
Firstly, the junkster shows another glimmer of wit in amongst the dire grammar- to wit, 'sunglasses / shady dealer'.
Secondly, junketta-trumpetta alludes to their previous overreaction, though qualified with a (possibly).
Now, aren't we all waiting with baited breath for Trinket69's first sub on their own two feet? What a joy for impartial, equitable and objective review that will be...
Posted 10 months ago # -
medici2471
offlineMemberCome on dvo, admit it, it's you isn't it...
Posted 10 months ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMemberBonjo you bastard!
I'm beginning to look forward to Jesse's subs. He/she is consistant and I think in time we'll look back and really appreciate them.Junket is a real cunt though, ain't he?
"you great cunting dollop of a cockweasel"
Made me guffaw.
Tantamount indeed!Posted 10 months ago # -
junket56
offlineMemberSo, another couple of brave little soldiers jump from behind the protective line of bigger boys, one of them trying to prove he’s big and brave by calling me a cunt. I know I’ve been critical on here but I’ve only ever used foul language, against someone, when responding to the same. Talking about foul language, what’s happened to the wee Scotch lassie? You can’t even get a decent tongue lashing round here any more.
As I said before, you’re all exhibiting typical pack mentality and vet boy, you should know better, or didn’t they teach animal behaviour at that college you went to above the pet shop? Your behaviour reminds me of Foghorn Leghorn, I say Foghorn Leghorn, “gather round me, my little chicks, I’ll protect you from the big nasty fox”
As Jolly is a total nonentity he’s not worth responding to and you, Thor, you pig ignorant bastard, don’t even know your own history. The Normans were a bunch of fucking Vikings and they won, you pathetic wimp of an idiot.
BTW jonelson, 50 Jessies or me. I've got your eternal damnation lined up.
Posted 10 months ago # -
What sort of sunglasses do you have available? I saw some nice Oakies in Tenerife once. Apparently they were genuine Oakleys so I can only assume the bargain price was down to the embarrassing spelling mistake. Do you have any of those?
Posted 10 months ago # -
beau-jolly
offlineMemberPhew. I said cunt but I think I got away with it. I blame John Terry. I never used to talk like that but he was England captain after all so I look up to him as a role model.
I like being a nonentity. Last time I said something mildly unflatering to a troll I got messages for weeks threatening to come and do me in. You know, the sort of thing that people have been arrested for recently.
Posted 10 months ago # -
junket56
offlineMemberAt last! A real gent on 'ere. What can I do you for sir? Ah. sunglasses. Yes, they say summer's just round the corner sir, any day now, they say.This is your lucky day, sir, because of the inclementattlee weather, which is due to pack it in the day after tomorrow I've got some fantastic deals on Ray-Burn Wayfarers or, if you think you are a bit of a high flyer, try the SYUC Aviators, both at half price.
Oh, hold on a moment, I am receiving a massage from Microsoft telling me you have a virus on your computer. Do not worry, I can also fix that at very little cost. Please PM your bank details to me and I'll clear your account before you can say Mrs Robinson. Sorry, I sometimes have a problem with your language, I meant to say we can protect your computer from colds and flu for only £75 + VAT.Posted 10 months ago # -
youbuyitnow
offlineMemberYou stand outside circle? Face burning and clenchage? To pained to see all chickerins looking away?
With fabricated reality Oakies your eyes are not bleeding. Black out 'its not happening', stare full sun in the face! With knock-off ear blunts included for lala denials, 'Not me, I don't Wantage', let crowd be the judge. Andover the restage, and be going now waywards.
Posted 10 months ago # -
wallster
offlineMemberI've been enjoying Junket's contributions.
There's a fresh sort of anarchic honesty about them. Swears like a drunken bishop, which is always nice, and doesn't mind upsetting the status quo. (Their last few albums were a bit samey after all).
Much more tolerable than the brain dead villainous, onion-eyed writhled shrimp who keeps tagging 'Saltire is a cunt' everywhere. Not a stroke of imagination with that one.
Carry on Junket I say.
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