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Started 1 year ago by Mary Evans
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Mary Evans

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Come along now, boys. It's been far too long. And I'm guessing not many of you hear that very often. Let's have an Olympic sesh - last train sprint, 10m vomit - you know you want to...

Been busy with life - have I missed much? Who's in the clique? Who don't we like? How's the scoring system working for everyone? Top line, please people - I'm a busy gal xxx

Posted 1 year ago #
Ironduke

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We are now led by St.Junket the Eloquent in the crusade against Dvo. Its going well.
Tantamount!

Posted 1 year ago #
writinginbsl

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stars ID-made me laugh

maz-nice to hear from you but i am so unhip i dont even know what 'top line, please people' even means

sorry-i guess i'm out of the clique

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The closest I'd planned to get to London in August was my TV screen.

The idea of being stuffed in a sweaty tube, cheek by jowel with hundreds of greasy tourists...is beginning to turn me on actually, so you never know. I might come.

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Psycadelic Squirrel

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Um as you've probably guessed dvo is on the naughty step at the moment. Not quite sure if there is a clique, but that's just probably cos I'm definitely not in it. We have some new writers on the scene, but haven't heard much from Vertically Challenged Giant for a while. Not saying dvo had anything to do with it but...

I live in bonny jockland so London beers are out of the question. However I'll just drink more when I'm at home to make up for it.

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Dukey baby, looking back through a few of your recent comments you seem to have become a bit obsessive avec moi. 'ave you become a leetle bit in love? I am very sorry but a girl like me could never be attracted to a bloke who does dogging for a living.
As for you Wallster, I'd advise you to be careful. Having an orgasm is illegal on the tube. At least it is on the Bakerloo line at 7.20 on a Wednesday morning while pulling in to Maida Vale, or so I was told.
As for drinkies. I'm often to be found at the Seamus and Semtex on Cricklewood Broadway after morning assembly. Come on up, you south London softies.

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Vertically Challenged Giant

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Squirrel - I'm alive and ok. They are treating me well. During my time here I have come to recognise the error of my ways and the arrogance of the imperialist West. I have embraced Allah with all my heart and urge you all to do the same, before it is too late.

On the subject of drinks, Ahmed says I'm not likely to make it unless the misguided crusades end soon and the Great Satan stops interfering in affairs where he is not wanted or welcome.

Posted 1 year ago #
Ironduke

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Junky! You're back! Life has meaning once more!

Hi VCG. I'm sure Dvo will be chuffed to hear from you, but I think 'The Great Satan' is probably giving him just a little more kudos than he deserves

Posted 1 year ago #
Mr Target

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I'm in. Name the time.

Posted 1 year ago #
Tristan Shout

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Ah go on then. Just the one.

Posted 1 year ago #
Gerontius

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Can't make it between July 25th and August 12th
Got lots of running and jumping and chucking and shit

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Psycadelic Squirrel

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I think you'll be waiting a long time to get a pint then VCG.

You off rioting somewhere Gerontius?

Posted 1 year ago #
Anonymous

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I'm not going anywhere near London while they have their sports day.

Posted 1 year ago #
NewSuburbanDad

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If the plan is to head for the Cheshire Cheese, what about hiring one of the private dining rooms upstairs, bringing a couple of laptops, and trying to knock out a front page smash amidst the half-eaten chops and empty wine bottles?

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Stan Laurel

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Mary, what NSD said, without the private room and laptop. When?

Posted 1 year ago #
Mary Evans

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Oh Christ, I dunno. I'm only a girl. Thursday 16th August after work?

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Vertically Challenged Giant

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If you make it a Saturday, so people based outside of London have an outside chance of getting there, then I will make an effort to come along.

There you go, incentive, just in case one was needed, to keep it on a school night.

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simonjmr

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Why not take the biscuit beers on the road - oput to the provinces so to speak especially as that there London is a bit busy over the next month or so with "lots of running and jumping and chucking and shit"

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Stan Laurel

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The 7th or 8th work. Anyone else?

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