Hello,
I am new here, though I have written elswhere, on thespoof.co.uk - though this seems to be of a slightly higher standard and I hope I can improve here!
Anyone else write elsewhere?
Brent
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Ironduke
offlineMemberI've written pretty much the full range of wheres: somewhere, nowhere, everywhere and anywhere; but I don't recall ever scribing an elsewhere before. Still, that felt good, so I might give it another go.
Welcome.
Apparently there is a new initiation process where you drag Dvo behind the bikesheds and give him a good kicking, whilst most of the bigger boys cheer and lay a boot in, and a couple of wimps scream 'leave it, he ain't worth it' from the background.Posted 10 months ago # -
HIGNFY
offlineMemberThanks for the welcome.!
Tell Dvoif you see him I will get him later, I won't even wait until the bikesheds, I'll twat him in the playground if he looks at me funny. I will follow him home and stand outside his house and "wait" for him (until his big brothers or dad clock me).
Once I do that I hope I will be accepted by everyone else, then, in 20 years time, when we have all left school, been through the crap is life and Dvo is now either a copper or my bank manager I will regret my desire to be accepted.
Especially after he plants drugs on me and I end up in a cell with John Terry.
Posted 10 months ago # -
dvo4fun
offlineMemberYep, harsh but fair is the Biscuit way. I should say HIG that following a recent near-death experience I've got a letter from my mum excusing me from kickings and twattings etc until the end of next week.
My first bog-washing on the Monday afterwards is a sponsored event for Help the Heroes
Posted 10 months ago # -
Sinnick
offlineMemberWelcome aboard the Good Ship NewsBiscuit, Mr NFY. You seem to have a sense of humour already, which will help on our journey to Erehwon (see what I did there?). Might be nice to get an avatar, instructions around here somewhere, so we can see what you look like (I'm a Satyr Tragopan, for example).
Try for a ticker, NiB or FP, or maybe an elusive Left Alert. Most go for the 1-liner, but the experts try for something a little harder. Most attempts won't work, but if you catch the Captain's eye, you might end up in his cabin.
Most subjects, especially sex, Boris and Clegg (though not necessarily at the same time), are valid, but it's probably best to avoid dead children and Hitler. If it's topical, all the better.
Oh, and it's best to keep away from bilge-rats, trolls and adverts - most of them go away if they're ignored. But sadly not all of them.
Posted 10 months ago #
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