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   Gerontius
   

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   I've just spent half my life writing a lovely warm and gentle letter to you (wish you were here/missing you etc) only to find your NB mailbox is full.
   They can't all be begging letters....so do you think you could sign in and read a few, clear your backlog.
   I'm not writing to you again (sod that)....but it was a really nice piece and you would have liked it.
   OK...some of them are actually begging letters but I didn't have anyone else to turn to.
   And the problem seems to have cleared up now anyway.

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   I'll let him know through other means Gerry.

   (I need a loan too...)

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   Gerontius
   

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   Thanks Jeni
   I'm probably not the only one who has tried to PM him in recent days
   Tell him we miss him.
   We don't particularly want him back....but we do miss him

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   Will do Gerry.

   Just been chatting to him, so will remind him that we are still here.

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   Ironduke
   

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   Oh goody, I did a hip replacement last week and was thinking of him, was going to tell him all about it and I got pictures and everyfink.

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   dvo4fun
   

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   Yeah I rather miss our Bush-in-Residence

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   I've let him know he's missed.

   He's been busy with real life lately, horrible the way it gets in the road of enjoyment, but hopefully he'll pop by to add his tuppence-worth.

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   shitsu_tonka
   

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   Come back soon, Rikkor. You are much missed.

   So much so that I typed something very sarcastic first but then deleted it and went with the truth instead.

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   rikkor
   

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   Hi guys. I'll try to be good.

   Posted 10 months ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    No don't, we like you being bad.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    rikkor
    

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    Thanks, Gerry! Are you the real Gerontius, or is this a parallel universe?

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Gerontius
    

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    Hello Rikkor
    Good to see you.
    Yes it is the real me and yes this is a parallel universe.
    There's a drink and a little bowl of water at the end of the bar.
    Good to have you back.
    It's going to be tough for a while but we're here if you need us.
    You couldn't lend me a tenner by any chance
    Just till the weekend.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    rikkor
    

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    Gerontius, glad to hear (read) your voice (zeroes and ones.)

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Ironduke
    

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    have to say, Gerontius, that was a beautifully worded post. I shall be stealing parts of that (unattributed, of course) for years to come

    now, I'm all out of sincerity. Anyone for a knob gag?

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Sinnick
    

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    So, Rikkor, you've been away then?
    How's that nice Mr Bush doing, let's hope he stays in charge a while longer

    Oh, and we've made a change to "British" English lately: the word "cunt" is now spelled "cnut". I know, we've had exciting discussions about the word in the past, but now even our footballers (soccer players) are allowed to use it. Wonderful times.

    Do keep in touch, if you can. Sorry, I didn't mean that.

    Posted 10 months ago #

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