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God claims creation of Earth still on budget, despite overrunning 6 day estimate

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gaijintendo

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God claims that the original budget was for the Light and rocky bits.

He admitted that creating life had taken billions of years longer than expected, but the other budget for organisms already had contingency for this.

Amen

Posted 10 months ago #
Golgo13

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Like it.

Posted 10 months ago #
Thor

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I bet he had to get a PFI deal with Satan to fund it, and that’s why we’re all still paying. 5*

Posted 10 months ago #
ianslat

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Nice idea. Could be made longer.

Posted 10 months ago #
gaijintendo

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Trillions of years?

Posted 10 months ago #
gaijintendo

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Thanks whoever made it more than a thought - please credit thyself!

I was trying to parody the Olympic excuses, but it worked great as a builder estimate.

Posted 10 months ago #
bonjonelson

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excellent potential, great so far.

Posted 10 months ago #
bonjonelson

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I'll quote three days for time and labour of padding out this sub, plus cost of materials.

The foundations are ok, but I'm afraid it needs a lot of work.

Posted 10 months ago #
writinginbsl

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very clever idea

sorry-i took much longer to comment than i bugeted for.

blame the weather and the shortage of broccoli in the shops.

Posted 10 months ago #

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