It has today been revealed that the much loved book “Fifty Shades of Total Utter Mindless Tripe’ has become the fasted selling and best selling e-book of all time.
The success of the e-book has been attributed to the fact that women can now enjoy Total Utter Mindless Tripe in a much more discreet way. It transpires that women have been besotted with Total Utter Mindless Tripe for many years, but only now, with the help of modern technology, have the opportunity to engage in their interest fully.
Despite the taboo surrounding womens' love for ‘Total Utter Mindless Tripe’, many women are starting to talk about it openly. Breaking down these barriers has meant that the physical sales of the book have overtaken Harry Potter and The Da Vinci Code (the latter being another well known form of Total Utter Mindless Tripe). Women are now openly raving about their love for ‘Total Utter Mindless Tripe” all over Social networking sites such as Twitter and Facebook – apparently with no shame at all.
The Author, now a multi-millionaire, has also published two other books, which together with “Fifty Shades of Total Utter Mindless Tripe” form a Trilogy. The books are called “Fifty Shades of An Insult To Your Intelligence” and “Fifty Shades of Get A F-ing Life!” also now available in e-reader and in a bookshops nationwide.