Britain's normal daily routine was totally disrupted yesterday when Radio 4 listers up and down the country mistook a recording of John Terry's evidence at Westminster Magistrates' Court for the Greenwich Time Signal.
Because millions of listeners mistakenly believed that they were late for important meetings, everybody got to where they were supposed to be either on time, or several minutes early.
Prime Minister David Commented to reporters: "If this is what it takes to get the country moving again, I'm all in f***ing favour of it."
