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Started 10 months ago by cinquecento
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Thor

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Swedish lesbian threesome. (Worth a try).

Posted 10 months ago #
Sinnick

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It worked, Thor, I've now got an ad for making videos :-(

Latvian strippers pole dancing

[probably will now get adverts for immigrant workers that remove wallpaper while clog dancing)

Posted 10 months ago #
button

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I have 'Call the Galapogos Experts' at the moment and i have just re-read Wayland's Irksome George story, in fact there is a picture of him on the ad.

Posted 10 months ago #
Ironduke

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So that means perhaps everybody who has been complaining about getting dating sites with asian girls on it ought to (ahem) have a little word with themselves (and their browser history)?

Of course I've only been getting adverts for wholemeal bread, rosary beads and charitable giving.

Posted 10 months ago #
Thor

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Now I’m getting 'screwfix'. Something to do with hammers, or my, (‘cough’) other hobbies?
Let’s try ‘ornamental busts and large chests.'

Posted 10 months ago #
dvo4fun

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A bit concerned that the woman appearing in the targeted ad. above on my screen [for Mature Dating UK] looks young enough to be my daughter

Posted 10 months ago #
cinquecento

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I'm now being urged to become a professional trader ("no experience needed"). As this is the only career advice I've received in the last 20 years, I'm tempted to follow it - what could possibly go wrong? LIBORs, LIBORs, get your LIBORs here

Posted 10 months ago #
Vertically Challenged Giant

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"chat with single Armenians HERE" seems quite unusual even by the standards of the normal ads in this place.

Button - why's there a picture of wayland on the galapagos experts ad?

Posted 10 months ago #
godly1966

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Recently on eBay in the items I might be interested in was a mug with the slogan “I love my dildo” written on it. How did they know?

Posted 10 months ago #
Quaz

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Godly, you clearly have a richer and more varied life then me. I get Scalextric on there.

Posted 9 months ago #
Ironduke

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I think, to be fair, there would be horrific chaffeing if Godly used a scalextric for that purpose.

Posted 9 months ago #
Quaz

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or 12volt electric shocks

Posted 9 months ago #
Al OPecia

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Not cheering me up this morning

Posted 9 months ago #
Quaz

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The photo of the Giant tortoise isn't doing it for me. Maybe tortoise is the sweedish word for
female beach vollyball team in a sauna.

Posted 9 months ago #
stefanm

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I always get mails from very rich people who want to send me their money just like that. Am I the only one? I must be daaamn lucky!

Posted 9 months ago #
godly1966

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I can give you a million pounds, all I need is £50.000 upfront to cover the cost of postage.

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