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   cinquecento
   

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   I mean how do they know thay I am a man seeking a woman aged between 18 and 98, but that the four 18 year old Asian girls pictured would be at the preferred end of the spectrum? It's plain uncanny.

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   Ironduke
   

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   I was offered a piece of Scotland for £30 and a Lordly title chucked in.

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   button
   

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   I'm getting flood insurance claims...it is raining I suppose.

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   Beware any "Buy a title" sites, as they tend to be cons.

   I get lots of hotel ads, flight ads, and bizarrely, ads for 'mature ladies' dating sites.

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   Perks
   

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   I currently have 'Christian dating for UK singles' As a married atheist I think they are wasting their money. Although thinking about it, 'Christian dating for UK singles' may be a job advert for alter boys.

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   kimllfixit
   

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   How do the advertisers know that I'm looking for 'a weird old tip to lose my big fat arse'? I was planning on diet and exercise, but if a weird old tip can chop off my chub in just three weeks then I'll happily hand over my credit card details.

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   The All New Jeni B
   

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   Ooh Kim, just had one suggesting I might be interested in a 'weird way to lose that excess belly fat.'

   Seems there are ways other than divorcing him.

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   cinquecento
   

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   Perks - I think 'alter boys' is what they do in Bangkok..

   Posted 10 months ago #
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   bonjonelson
   

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   I don't get any adverts at all unfortunately. Damn you, Adblock Plus

   Posted 10 months ago #
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    Quaz
    

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    For some odd reason, I keep getting the "One weird old tip" ads for "50 year old woman now looks 25" on my work PC. Given that I mostly google tech stuff,and I'm not a 50 year old woman, I'm bemused.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Gerontius
    

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    'now looks like a 25 year old but still farts like a 50 year old'

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Sinnick
    

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    Ah, Adblock Plus - just what I wanted - why haven't I heard of it before ?

    I've now got an advert for "Online Homeopathy Software".
    Maybe I should code " LA R1,3(,R9) " and it'll do the rest for me. Useful.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Thor
    

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    "I was offered a piece of Scotland for £30 and a Lordly title chucked in...”
    For that price I’d expect most of Scotland.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Sinnick
    

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    That's all they could afford.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    *Sniffs and walks away, refusing to rise to the bait*

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    simonjmr
    

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    I posted a story about Dyson airbaldes and now I'm gettind ads for the said machine

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    NewSuburbanDad
    

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    I got the Asian girls on this chat room yesterday and the Bentley ad today. Are men really that predictable?

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Ironduke
    

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    I'm being stalked by 'mature dating' adverts which is rather dispiriting.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Sinnick
    

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    Curious, ID, I'm being stalked by 'mature vets dating' adverts.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Ironduke
    

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    Well, I'm a Libra, greying round the temples and some light laughter lines, WLTM a Lithuanian ladies Netball team in sauna of their choice.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Quaz
    

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    Is it something we said? I vote that we talk more about female beach vollyball teams and sauna's and see what we can get. If you build it, they will come (but likely, after).

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    cinquecento
    

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    I'm now getting the MatureDating too, which is a disappointing slide down from the Asian girls. Moreover, having just read the wanking monkeys sub, my peripheral vision initially picked it up as MasturBating, which had me urgently clearing my cookies and cache

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Thor
    

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    I keep getting Muslim dating ads; presumably because they’re looking for a real God.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    beau-jolly
    

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    Damn you Firefox adblocking. I'll just have to imagine the young ladies trained in the art of pleasing men and the instant cure for beer bellies.
    Just what advert did the wanking monkeys sub conjure up?

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Ironduke
    

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    Barclays loans.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Quaz
    

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    Womens vollyball sauna (just trying out a theory)

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    HIGNFY
    

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    Re: Mature dating....could someone send me the link?

    Thanks

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    waylandsmithy
    

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    I've just had Esther Rantzen appear, looking really pleased at the prospect that I might be injured. Sadistic bitch.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    The All New Jeni B
    

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    The zombie Esther?
    That is one, very scary Rantzen.

    Posted 10 months ago #
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    Quaz
    

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    Womens vollyball sauna (oh come on! it must start to sway the stats at some point)

    Posted 10 months ago #

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