"It's synergy, that's what it is" said Northampton Maplin's manager Steve Hardy, the man behind the first ever electrical component superholiday discount centre. "Two names synonymous with fun and pleasure. We may not have a beach or a swimming pool on the premises, but this is a camp like no other. All the polystyrene helicopters you've ever dreamt of, and the disco! Well, we've got a disco light fixing competition that'll have you dancing in the audio component aisles. Is it a fuse, a faulty connector or a blown bulb? Winner can go back to his chalet with the motherboard of his choice. And don't forget to take your ac/dc inflator for blowing up your air bed. Or whatever else you have in mind (!) Runs off ac/dc or car lighter socket."
"As soon as you enter our new holiday centre the unmistakeable smell of solder and nylon shirts tells you you've arrived at the shopping and holiay destination of your dreams. Wi Fi, Hi Fi, and something to screen '80s Sci Fi, all made by Eastern-sounding manufacturers you've never heard of. 101 things that you never knew you could plug into a USB socket. Stay as long as you like, cut your own cables, build your own hovercraft. Why did no one ever think of this before?
Hi Frequency di Hi!"
hat tip to Grumblechops!!!!!