A humourless foreign man (insert name as appropriate) from a beautiful mountainous land populated by surly, insular people will win the Wimbledon tennis championship tomorrow. The man, famous for having the personal warmth of a dead leper, will tell cheering crowds that he’s delighted to visit England for the tennis before departing immediately for somewhere hot.
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Foreigner wins Wimbledon.
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offlineMemberIt's 'The Joke' but yet not 'The Joke' at all. In its subtleties and nuances it resonates with 'The Joke' but breaks new ground. It's different and, if you will, a breath of fresh air, it's forward-thinking (by up to a day) and I like it.
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