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Surprise at Wimbledon as Murray reverts to being Venezuelan.

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Lemon difficult

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Posted 10 months ago #
Skylarking

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Nice twist if you've followed the annual "Le Andy Murray quip nouveau est arrivee"

Posted 10 months ago #
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Ta very much. I was going to write....

Press and fans in SW19 were today stunned as dour Briton Andy Murray failed to revert to to the expected national stereotype when he suddenly metamorphosed into dashing romantic Andres More', a Venezuelan. Emerging from the changing rooms with brylecreamed hair, a pencil moustache and a cravat he proceeded to swoon the crowds with the slick charm of a ladies man. Andres went on to explain his philosophy of mañana and inexplicable love for populist dictators all the while exclaiming "thees Peepa, muy dio, she got a lovely arse". While the media and public have fallen in love with More's boyish insouciant manner, the All England Tennis Club have expressed concern at the increasing arbitrary nature of reversions. A spokesman said, "what next, we'll have players turning bloody Scottish all over the place".

But I couldn't be bothered.

Posted 10 months ago #

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