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Started 3 years ago by Scroat
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Scroat

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Russell Crowe for me.

Michael Gove for Sauce.

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simonjmr

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David Cameron for live breast grope and the face he pulled after the Nick Clegg Joke, and being a shiny pink colour, and Tory.

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andhrimnir

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Rachel Riley

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Zadok the second

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I thought Caroline Quentin had this one all sewn up for the next.. ever.

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PluckyMunky

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The woman who lives three doors along from the corner shop.

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andhrimnir

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Everyone in charge at BP

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andhrimnir

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Can I change my mind please.

Russel Crowe for sure, just heard about his spat with our Nige.

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Sigmund Freud

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Scottish people?

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PluckyMunky

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Dr Freud, for your own safety, you might consider a retraction. Oh my lord.

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virtuallywill

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What did "The woman who lives three doors along from the corner shop" do Plucky?

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The All New Jeni B

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It's ok Plucky, I've had a better day today, and will not be taking the bait.
But can I nominate dead German Psychologists?

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PluckyMunky

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Hello Mr Will. She didn't do anything, really. I have just taken against her. That's awful, I know.

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PluckyMunky

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Good for you, Jeni! He was a neurobiologist, by trade, though.

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Quaz

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Jeni, what have dead Germans ever done to offend you? Apart from WW1, invading Poland, WW2, genocide, the Blitz, and Lederhosen on fat old men?

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The All New Jeni B

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I think you've just about covered it there Quaz.
Apart from that weird drinking game where they slap each other.
Like Morris Dancing with ASBOs.

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PluckyMunky

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As with clowns, I wonder if anyone really likes Lederhosen? Or do they just wear them out of some sort of misplaced cultural history (the Lederhosen, not the clowns).

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The All New Jeni B

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I really, really, hate clowns. Really.

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PluckyMunky

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Me too, Jeni. I found them scary as a child and I am sure I would find them scary now.

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Mrblacker

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I nominate John Terry, for not going into the family business.

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sauce

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Cheers, Scroat. Chargrilled with a side order of mayo for me, thanks.

Been very very very busy and our routee died this morning - no internet for a while.

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Scroat

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Must spring to the defence of Morris Dancing. There.

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MADJEZ

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Got to be a sub in that MrBlacker, like it. How about JT's father complaining about the young generation not joining the family business (started by a grandad or somesuch- mention the Kray twins !).' He's out there wasting his time playing football. He'll never make anything of hims'elf like that !'. etc etc

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Mr.3374

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Bejesus, why are you nominatin Russ?
You feckin mad?
He's as Oirish as me, other than being Australian, and I'm English, and er, I think I probably drunk more Guiness than him, but we both love our rugby, so that makes him ok.
I think.

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virtuallywill

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Audi drivers....

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Scroat

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BMW drivers...

And Chelsea tractors.

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curry muncher

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Sneaking up on the rails

Lord Triesman

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Scroat

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He's now ahead by a nose.

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simonjmr

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Lord Triesman could be an entry in to the Twat of the Week Hall of Fame

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