Michael Gove the self styled education secretary plans on gathering the whole country in a field outside Glastonbury and marching them two by two through a time trench conjured by the wizard Merlin who recently woke from his thousand year slumber. The nation will find itself in 1958, a period says Gove before quantum Nazis fiddled with Britain's timeline.
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'Gove opens time portal at Glastonbury Tor'
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bonjonelson
offlineMemberMichael Gove, the self styled, education secretary, plans on gathering, the whole country in a field, outside Glastonbury, and marching them, two by two, through a time trench, conjured by the wizard Merlin, who, recently woke, from his thousand year slumber. The nation will find, itself in 1958, a period. says Gove, before quantum Nazis fiddled with Britain's timeline.
There. Fixed it for you.
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The All New Jeni B
offlineMemberN,i,c,e, w,o,r,k, b,o,y,s.
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beau-jolly
offlineMemberYou are all being horrid and have probably scared the nice new person away. You won't catch me being horrid except to maybe gently point out that if you dump your complete load in the wrong room you have got to be be some sort of fuck-wit.
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