David Cameron announced today that an exciting new opportunity was being launched to tackle the epidemic of youth unemployment, the coalition will be opening thousands of positions as hobos all over the country. 'We are very serious indeed about employment for those leaving education in the current climate, this is just the sort of opportunity our youth want and need to get ahead in modern Britain. It will be great we are going to give all of them all a free harmonica and a battered hat and everything' chirped the chubby little millionaire from outside number 10.
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'PM announces new flagship scheme for university leavers, vagrancy'
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